Friday, August 8, 2014
Corporal Sienna Jade-10
Joy. There is a bug that dissolves flesh on Solitaire. Yuk, yuk, yuk. Also no vertebrates, although apparently some of the guinea pigs the first scientists took escaped and are now happily living wild. They are also twice the size of normal guinea pigs. Apparently regular guinea pigs are good eating according to some of the guys on base. When you live in the slums you get used to not asking what meat you’re eating, could be anything from flavored soy, to flavored lab meat to some unfortunate bird. At least in the Army it’s either real (stretched thin with veg) or they just admit straight up that it’s soyroom (the Army’s favorite protein). I hate soyroom. It doesn't matter how it's cooked it's still just wrong.